Donker Mag (2014)












Dont Fuk Me lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Tony's voicemail:] You have reached Ciulla Management, unfortunately there is no one here to take your call. Leave your name and a message

[Ninja:] Tony, Ninja. Listen my friend, I only tell you one time. Don't fuck me Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me

[Yolandi:] Ninja who are you speaking to?

[Ninja:] Oh I was just leaving a message for Tony

Ugly Boy lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Hook - Yolandi:]
Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

[Verse 1 - Ninja:]
Aye
You and me make the whole world jealous
God knows I know my homegirl's precious
Life is crazy I know God bless us
Chill the fuck out I got this
You
Got nothing to worry about trust me
You trust in Ninjie cause he don't play
Everything's going to be okay
I can make your problems go away
And I ain't scared of shit
Whatever the fuck it is I take care of it
If you're strapped for cash, heading straight for a crash
I can make cash rain on your ass
Anything you want (You got it)
Anything you need (You got it)
Anything at all (You got it)
Just keep it real with me (You got it)

[Hook:]
Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Yes I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

[Verse 2 - Ninja:]
You fuckin' mental, my crazy little girl
Maybe the most psycho chick in the world
You mystical shit just's not physical
What you and me got's unfuckwithable
Respect me receive my protection
I'm always right by your side like a weapon
Love me I grant you there will be love
Fuck with my girl there will be blood
All my bitches love me, aw man it's tough
One crazy girl's more than enough
This is not ordinary love
This thing you an' me got girl (Mm)
I believe it's magic (Magic)
I believe it's magic (Magic)
I believe it's magic (Magic)
Magic (Magic)

[Hook:]
Oo I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

[Verse 3 - Yolandi:]
Ugly on the skin
But you're lovely from within
An angel kiss from me to you
Always there for me when I'm feelin' blue
You say you'll stick with me and I know you well
I just get so emotional
When I'm down and feeling weak
With tears streaming down my cheeks
You say the sweetest things
Like material stuff don't mean a thing
But you take care of me to keep you safe
You so freaky babe

[NINJA:]
Yo
Anything you want (You got it)
Anything you need (You got it)
Anything at all (You got it)
Just keep it real with me (You got it)

[Hook:]
Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me
Oo I love my ugly boys

Yes I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don't care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Ooh I love my ugly boy
Me love you long time
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
You're one crazy motherfucker (Why?)

Yes I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Aaa he fuck you up boy
Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
Just crazy about me

Peow!
I love him

Happy Go Sucky Fucky lyrics - Die Antwoord

[YO-LANDI:]
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
Don't need no one fuckin up my shit!

Okay, bitch! Get the fuck off me!
I freak you the fuck out
Cause I choose to be free
Fuck your rules! Who are you to tell me
What I can and can't do?
Fuck you bitch you just wanna be me!

I party properly
Nobody fuck with me
Wear what the fuck I like in the streets
Rock pajamas like a G
You're not the boss of me!
Rock em I got no apology
Neil says that I'm a anomaly
[NINJA:] I get money for free
That shit just come to me
People get lost in, and try basking
in my mystic company
I spit heavenly shit, don't need no bitch tellin me shit
If a bitch try n fuck with me
That bitch better be fit

[Y:] We live the life we love
We love the life we live
[N:] I do what I wanna do sweetheart
That's my prerogative
[Y:] We live the life we love
We love the life we live
Don't need no one fuckin up my shit!

Okay, bitch! Get the fuck off me!
I freak you the fuck out
Cause I choose to be free!
Fuck your rules! Who are you to tell me
What I can and can't do?
Fuck you bitch you just wanna be me!

Fuck your rules! Fuck fuck your rules!
Fuck your rules! Fuck fuck your rules!

Our zef rights get sued
Some poofies in the hood
La di da di, yo we party
Till the cops go woo!
People think I'm interesting
Cuz I have fun n do my own thing
I don't smile, I snarl for da camera
Golden tooth go shing

[N:]
Some people think I'm insane
Or they think I'm in pain
This is my resting bitch face
There's nothing wrong, okay?
We third world nigga
We try our best we don't give up
I'm African and I'm proud
And this is how we get down!

[HI-TEK:]
This is how we get down
This is how we get down
This is how we get
This is how we get
This is how we get down
This is how we get down
This is how we get down
This is how we get
This is how we get
This is how we get down

[Y:]
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
We live the life we love
We love the life we live
[N:] I do what I wanna do sweetheart
that's my prerogative
[Y:] Love is strange
Love is dark
Love sucks when you got a broken heart
Love is weird
Love ain't smart
Love can fix a broken heart
Make it glow in the dark

Techno heartbeat
Techno heartbeat
Tek-tek-tek-tek
Techno heartbeat
Techno heartbeat
Techno heartbeat
Tek-tek-tek-tek
Techno heartbeat

I party properly
Nobody fuck with me
Wear what the fuck I like in the streets
Rock pajamas like a G
You're not the boss of me!
Rock em I got no apology
Neil says that I'm a anomaly

[N:]
Okay, bitch! Get the fuck off me!
I freak you the fuck out
Cause I choose to be free!
Fuck your rules! Who are you to tell me
What I can and can't do?
Fuck you bitch you just wanna be me!
We third world nigga
Get the fuck off me!
I freak you the fuck out
Cause I choose to be free
Fuck your rules! Who are you to tell me
What I can and can't do?
Fuck you bitch you just wanna be me!

[ALL:]
Fuck your rules! Fuck fuck your rules!
Fuck your rules! Fuck fuck your rules!
Fuck your rules! Who are you to tell me
What I can and can't do?
Fuck you bitch you just wanna be me!

Zars lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Ninja:]
Tjekkit...
A lot of people ask me
Why I sometimes speak with an Afrikaans accent
Tjek, the cool thing about South Africa is that
You got 11 national languages to choose from
So, if I’m speaking to an Afrikaans person
I can speak in an Afrikaans accent
And if I’m speaking to an English person
I can speak with a fucking English accent
And when I’m speaking to my brotha's
We like to speak with a black accent nê!
Ola Magitas!
En meskien voel dit net lekker om met ʼn fokken zef Afrikaans aksent te gooi
En meskien maak dit my net fokken ZARS om woorde soos poes, en naai, en fok, en kont, en piel suig, en hol naai te sê
En meskien maak dit jou meisie se klein slym konyntjie lekker sapperig nat as ek so praat
En wat die fok is verkeerd daarmee, huh?
Jissis! Ek’s nou so fokken zars
Ek poes sommer my bed kassie in sy moer in

Raging Zef Boner lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Yolandi:]
Whatchu gonna do today, Ninjie, huh?

[Ninja:]
Pft
Same thing I do everyday
Kick some zef raps
Speak to girls
Try take over the world

[Yolandi:]
Cool!

[Verse 1:]
[Ninja:]
Uh
Ay, yo
What the fuck's pumping up in this bitch?
Ninja's back, hold on to ya panties
I rap flash, so I'm makin' mad cash
If you don't like it, you can kiss my black ass
Oh
Ho, hold up!
When I'm on the mic it's like 'oh, fuck! '
Mad pussy on tap when you blow up
[Yolandi:]
Who's your favourite rapper, Ninja?
[Ninja:]
Myself
All the sexy girls
They want to kiss me, bra
All around the world dey say dey miss me
Aw, nice to see you again, how ya been, sweetheart?
[Yolandi:]
Whatchu gonna do today, Ninjie, huh?
[Ninja:]
Whatever I feel like I wanna do, fuck
'Cause not doing whatever the fuck you wanna do sucks
Girls wiggling, giggling, telling me I'm the man
But every time I take off my fucking underpants

[Hook - Ninja:]
Some girls start crying, some girlies run away
I'm like 'huh, what the fuck? man, okay'
Just relax yourself baby, it's gonna be okay
It's not my fault, I was born this way
I'm a African, come on girl, you know what's up
This big motherfuckin' dick is what's up
Brave girls always got a lot of love
For my raging zef boner

[Verse 2 - Ninja:]
Wow! I'm a big fucking rap star now
Jump on the mic and make the girls pants fall down
Even got my own instagram: rotgot23
Girls so horny
Boobs in my inbox!
Accept. Accept. Accept
Yo. Booty. Booty. Booty
Woah! Big fat boobies!
Send a pic of my dick back; Do chicks really dig that?
Duh! Spit this big fat blunt
Scroll, scroll, scrolly scrolly
Hold up!
Take it deeper then deeper da more you blow up
Oh an' fuck! Yo, this chick's hot!
Maybe I should just chill man, this shit's sick... NOT!
I feel like I'm tripping on acid, bru
Big tits girly with the fantastic boobs
Rotgot get rude, lil' ratties getting nude
[Yolandi:]
I really hope I'm not getting catfished, dude

[Hook:]
Some girls start crying, some girlies run away
I'm like 'huh, what the fuck? '
Man, okay
Just relax yourself baby, it's gonna be okay
It's not my fault, I was born this way
I'm a African, come on girl, you know what's up
This big motherfuckin' dick is what's up
Brave girls always got a lot of love
For my raging zef boner

[Verse 3:]
[Ninja:]
This one chick
Pretty little blonde chick
Small bitch. Mad funny. Honey not a dumb chick
Fun chick
Fuck phone sex, baby, I'm sick
Fuckin' around? Get your arse over here
Come quick!
[Yolandi:]
I'd love to, Ninjie, but you're really far away
[Ninja:]
Next day little betty getting on a plane
I got mad motherfuckin' expensive taste
Straight import a bitch, all expenses paid
What motherfucker? On the mic I'm hype
Little rattie got a pussy and it's tight, tight, tight
Raw dog with a big fat African dick
I drag it out slow, then I stab it in quick
Oh, fuck you, fucking fuck
Don't you like the raw shit, bitch?
You know my motto: If it doesn't fit, force it
Oh shit, shit, shit
Fuck, I'm gonna cum
Yum, looking at da cum dripping out ya bum

[Hook:]
Some girls start crying, some girlies run away
I'm like 'huh, what the fuck? man, okay'
Just relax yourself baby, it's gonna be okay
It's not my fault, I was born this way
I'm a African, come on girl, you know what's up
This big motherfuckin' dick is what's up
Brave girls always got a lot of love
For my raging zef boner

Fuck her like a ninja
Try a new 'Wat Kyk Jy' condom
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

Pompie lyrics - Die Antwoord

hee hee hahahahaha
hahahah huh hahahah
hahahaha hee hee hahah heheheheh
This gag is funny
hahahaha
This is certainly out now
hahahaha
I can’t stop
hahahaha
[?] Pompieum

Cookie Thumper! lyrics - Die Antwoord

There once was a little girl
Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy
But when that bad boy got out of prison
That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble!

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boy
Anies chills in jail
'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?
26? 27? or are you a 28?

Throw dem devilish gang signz in da air
Start giving it up 4 little evil me
My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean dope fiend
I'm wicked like mad d.o.g
Fresh like a little dark g.o.d
Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow
Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned
Mudafuckn mindz get blown
Every time I rap in2 da microphone
My zef accent iz very foreign
When I speak overseaz dey go: I beg your pardon?
U can't get me like eric cartman
Naughty little kitty go meow
Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now
Jas little devil make your dick go wow
Chea boy! yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gangsta
Haai, daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja
'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangster
Damn! anies is chilling in jail
'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?
26? 27? or are you a 28?

Daai bra anies hy droom innie mang ja
Van my punani, ja jys lekker jas bra
Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! haal uit die ganja
Ja pakkie zol in! klap it soos n rasta
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's dreaming in jail
Dreaming of my punani, yeah you heavy horny boy
Finger in your ass, nice! whip out the weed you smuggled in
Ja roll it up, light it up, hit like a rasta

I rhyme tight! tight! tight! tight!
Spark mosh-pit shit coz I rhyme so hype
Put me in front of sum1 I don't like
I go punch! kick! bite! fight!
I'm kray-kray like o.d.b.
Yo-landi down wid o.p.p.
I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat
2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee
Look out here cum little evil me
I got a itchy little need 4 speed
Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song
I gooi rooi! no mudafukin breaks on
All deze pop songz sound like da same song
I burn dem! ja mudafucka flame on!
Bow down 2 her mudafuckn majesty
No rapper out dere az bad az me!

Sny jou koekie!
Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!
[Translated:]
Cut your little cake
Cut-cut your little fishy cake
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boy
Anies chills in jail
'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?
26? 27? or are you a 28?

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken gangsta
Daai bra anies hy's vars uitie mang ja
Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?
Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum bra!
[Translated:]
That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangster
That boy anies, he's fresh out of jail
Show him punani, where's your cookie thumper?
Give him punani, but he wants my bum-bum!

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken rou bra
Ek blom met anies lekker oppie sofa
He love yo-landi coz I'm blonde all over
Maar yoh! daai anies hy hou van my boude!
[Translated:]
That boy anies he's a fuckin raw boy
I chill with anies nice on the sofa
He's loves yo-landi cos I'm blonde all over
But jeez! that anies, he really loves my bum-bum!

Girl I Want 2 Eat U lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Intro:]
Yeah
Aye!
You look nice
Jissis!
You look good enough to eat girl
You’re making me hungry!
Fuck!

Jy’s a mal naaier maar ek hou van jou baie

[Verse 1 - Ninja:]
Ninja jump on the mic and set your panties on fire
I’ve got a bunch of girlies I can hit up whenever
They’re wild and they’re sexy and they’re cute and they’re clever
They gimme all their love and affection yeah but they never
Give me fucking shit cause I’m nice like that
I’m gonna sip my champagne with vagina (Yuh)
I wanna be your sticky little slimer (Yuh)
I’m gonna eat you baby I’m a tiger
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken!

[Chorus:]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Haha

[Verse 2 - Yolandi:]
I’m a happy little chef, cooking up a storm
A happy little naked chef I cook with nothing on
Uh, word to your mum, cooking is the bomb
Nothing like a nice warm cookie in your palm
Feelin' how I feel about you
So ultra baba I just wanna be around you
You know how I feel inside too
I really, really, really, really like you
Rawwwwwwwwwwr! Hear me roar!
My motherfuckin selection is so incredible
White girl, black girl
Skinny girl, fat girl, YUH
What a lot of vagina baby give me more
Mushy, tushy, gushy, bushy, smells like sushi
Lickity-spit, peanut butter she know what I want
Check it baby if you wanna be my number one
Let me know your future plans

[Chorus:]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Haha

[Verse 3:]
Ooooh boy I know you love me
I also know you’re crazy and you wanna be free
And I know you care about me and you feel for me
Plus I know you're for real and you'd kill for me
Baby, it’s a rockin' and roll
And you’re sweet I really like it that you’re fokken hardcore
God bless you baba you a dream come true
That’s why I really, really, really, really love you
Girls like to mic check my M.I.C
Go happy go sucky fucky for me
Panties hit me in the face like wicked
Smells like fish, TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
OH? YEAH! FUCK!
IM TOO HUNGRY!
IM GONNA GET YOU GIRL!

[Chorus:]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I want 2 eat u
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Hey Hey Hey
I want 2 eat u
Haha

[Yolandi:]
Cooking is so fun
Cooking is so fun
Now it's time to take a break and see what we have done
Ah, it’s ready
Wait a minute, what we’re doing isn’t cooking at all

Pitbull Terrier lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Intro:]
Black Cats, White Cats
All my Zef Cats, look out
Big dog in the place to be!

[Chorus x3:]
Pitbull terrier
I am a pitbull terrier

[Ninja:]
Pussy, for bad boy
No pussy, sad boy
You’re making me crazy
Mal in the skull boy
All work and no play
Make Ninja a dull boy
I’m a animal, love me
I kill you, don’t fuck me
Your pitbull, he’s crazy
Baby don’t hate me
I’d never leave your side, fuck that
I need to freak cause I love that
Berzerk shit and I worship
You

[Pre-Chorus:]
Yeah
Black Cats, White Cats
All my Zef Cats, look out
Big dog in the place to be! (Oh)
Big dog in the place to be! (Yo)
Big dog in the place to be!
Big dog make you scream!

[Chorus x2:]
Pitbull terrier
I am a pitbull terrier

[Yo-Landi Visser:]
B-b-baby
Here, boy
Are you crazy?
Down boy
Look at your cross face
Why you so serious?
You’re so intense
Maybe why I’m so curious
I’m a lost soul, save me
Emotional, sway me
Touch me, shake me
I’m game, play me
Love me, hate me
Kiss me, take me
Break me, make me
Yours

Fuckin with the ultimate

[Chorus x4:]
Pitbull Terrier
I am a Pitbull Terrier
Fuckin with the ultimate

Strunk lyrics - Die Antwoord

[INTRO - YOLANDI:]
Ah, love. lovey love love love love love love
Makes you feel so trippy!
Like you're stoned and drunk at the same time
Strunk! 24/7 baba

[VERSE 1- NINJA:]
You make me feel like every day is Saturday my friend
Go to sleep, wake up it’s Saturday again
I'm a busy man, I'm goin 'round the world
Got me fucked up by the baddest pretty little girl
And all I really wanna do
Is get on a plane and come and visit you
Fly close to the sun jesus whats going on?

[Chorus x2:]
Oh my god I'm so strunk
Stone drunk. Oh fuck
Help me lord I'm so strunk
Fucked up. Love drunk

[VERSE 2 - YOLANDI:]
I’m zoning out in my room all alone
Staring at the fucking telephone
Is this for real or are you just playing games?
Haven't heard from you in three whole days
You told me you want me to be your girl
Look into my eyes and promise me the world
Tell me is this really true romance
Or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Party tonight everybody's goin' on tellin' me we gotta go
Just close the door switch off the light leave me alone I don't wanna fucking go
Fuck your pinky promise playboy, cause you steal my heart and then you go
Just leave me so desperately lonely

[Chorus x2]

[VERSE 3 - NINJA/YOLANDI:]
Love lifts you up like an eagle, baby girl
You're so cool, you're so nice you're so natural you're so sex
Love fucks you up like an evil angel
You so cool, cool as ice but playboy you tell fucking lies

[Chorus x2]

Do Not Fuk Wif Da Kid lyrics - Die Antwoord

Oh, shame
Is it difficult?
If you got something to say
Say it to my face
Don’t be a little bitch and put up a front
Did you really think you could fuck with the evilest rap girl in the whole planet
And get away with it?
Oh, shame
No it doesn’t work like that
What a little delusional asshole
You’re so fucking stupid
I see right through you
I can see you scared
And a scared man is not a pretty sight
Oh, shame
Run little scaredy cat
Run

Rat Trap 666 lyrics - Die Antwoord (feat. DJ Muggs)

[Intro:]
1, 2, ratties comin’ for you
3, 4, better lock your door
5, 6, grab your crucifix
7, 8, gonna stay up late
9. 10, never sleep again
Muggsy!
Estevan
Success
Angel baby
Die fucking Antwoord
From SA to LA

[Chorus x2:]
Caught up in this fucking rat trap (666)
First the front then the backstab
Keep trying to fuck me
Now look you make me change to be ugly

[Verse 1 - NINJA:]
Used to be my homie
Then you switched like a fucking snitch!
Back when we’s were homies
You told me you and me should both fuck this bitch
Switched clique, hook up with the naff clits
Coulda hanged with my raw clique
Then when you see me shit spastic
Homegirl told me that you got a small dick
Then this dwankie model bitch claimed I hit on her
You wish bitch, you ain’t all that
The only time that I hit on you
Is with the motherfucking baseball bat
Got no pussy posse up on my shit
Self made motherfucker, I’m rich
Cause I’ve spit the illest shit you ever heard in your life bitch!

[Chorus x2:]
Caught up in this fucking rat trap (666)
First the front then the backstab
Keep trying to fuck me
Now look you make me change to be ugly

[Verse 2 - YOLANDI/NINJA:]
You used to be my favourite
Back then didn’t know you was a fake bitch
You couldn't try to apologise later, just save it
You were hit and miss, motherfucking face it
Yo-lan-di’s an anomaly
Told you, you don’t wanna fuck with me
If you don’t like my shit unfollow me
I still believe in my dreams yo you knowwhatimean?
Caught up in this fucking rat trap (666)
First the front then that backstab
You dwankie right hand bitch got no flavour
Looking at me like a fucking screensaver
Uh, and you big fucking fat left hand bitch
She bit off more than she could fucking manage
Boy you stuck in the middle getting damaged
By sif soggy wack bitch sandwich!

[Bridge:]
Me, I tell it like it is
Mamma said baby you should never tell a fib
You think you the fucking shit
Not a friend, you got no idea who you’re fucking with
Me, I tell it like it is
Mamma said baby you should never tell a fib
You think you the fucking shit
Motherfuckers got no idea who they fucking with

[Verse - NINJA/YOLANDI:]
Ninjas pure evil
Ninja diss stupid fucking people
Ninjas fucking famous
Back home my face always in the papers
National embarrassment
South Africa’s worst nightmare
Omnipresent motherfucking zef god
Everywhere you look I’m right there (boo!)
I started this motherfucking zef shit
Yolandi Vi$$er always on that next shit
I’m a fucking rat not a copy cat
These happy cats take my style and molest it
Versace, yo they love on my shit
Self made motherfucker I’m rich!
Cause I spit the illest shit you ever heard in your life bitch!

[Chorus x2:]
Caught up in this fucking rat trap (666)
First the front then the backstab
Keep trying to fuck me
Now look you make me change to be ugly

[Bridge:]
Me, I tell it like it is
Mamma said baby you should never tell a fib
You think you the fucking shit
Not a friend, you got no idea who you’re fucking with
Me, I tell it like it is
Mamma said baby you should never tell a fib
You think you the fucking shit
Motherfuckers got no idea who they fucking with

I Dont Dwank lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Group argument - Yolandi:]
Fuck dude, I'm so fucking pissed off dude
You know that fucking picture with the.. with the chick with the fucking big tits and the American bikini?
Well Kim.. Kim fucking sent a picture to her and she said "Love from.. Yolandi Visser, prawn"
Fuck
She fucking said.. I didn't say fucking... I said
Ahhhhhhhhhh!

[Group argument - Hi-Tek:]
Ninja, Yolandi, fuck bro
Like can you not drop fucking, fucking drop ash on my fucking carpet
Jesus
Well.. it's just.. fuck
You just fucking shit up when you come dude, let's just have some fucking respect bro
Have some fucking respect dude
I don't even like... I don't even like you guys smoking in here!
Hold on, no
Actually, you know what? I'm not gonna fucking drop the fucking beat
Fuck you guys

[Group argument - Ninja:]
Sorry dude, sorry..
Yeah, yeah, yeah, mmhm
It wasn't me dude, sorry dude
Okay, I'm not talking to yo- just, shsshh
Just, can't I just fucking, just, drop the fucking beat man!

[Verse 1 - Ninja:]
Okay, well then..
Fuck a beat!
Yo, I don't fuck up or suck up to anyone
I wake up when I want, make our props, get paid out my asshole
My DJ's the mothafuckin' business
Every time he hits me with a beat I'm like Jesus!
I don't need anyone to help me
Dropped my record label I'm still very fuckin' wealthy
Money's not a problem, cash flow healthy
Vodacom was too expensive so I switched to Cell C
I don't ask famous people for their picture
When you see me on the streets just, be cool with the Ninja
Don't lose your fuckin' mind just say "Hi, how you feelin'?"
I'll say fine
Now stop freaking out and tweaking and start eating up my time
I don't hand people my fucking demo
Plus I never used to
Just make a track and drop that shit on YouTube
Quit steppin' to me dwankin' out
Try to fucking suck up
Just let your shit speak for itself and shut the fuck up!

[Yolandi:]
Yooo.. fuck!
Drop the fucking beat Hi-Tek
Drop the beat nigga!

[Verse 2:]
Fuuuuck.. Jissis
Yolandi, hoy!

[Yolandi:]
Yo
I don't dwank
I come make money
Plus I'm fucking famous so I don't say sorry
Don't blame me girl go blame Anies
Yo get off my back he's the gangsta, I'm just a fuckin' rat
I come from below, I run the show, rat's rule (Ya!)
You down to me, that's cool
You not down to me, what the fuck's down witchu?
Brah, you got issues
What?
My shit just so hot
And we won't stop 'til we fuckin' go pop
Like a fuckin' soap opera
When you so popular
Don't fuck with little Miss Visser cause I'll fuck you up
I don't care
What you fuckin' think
Next time you try fuckin' with me maybe stop and think
"Why the hell am I so bothered by this chick?"
Am I maybe jealous or just fuckin' retarded

[Verse 3 - Ninja:]
Hahaha
Yo
I don't cue
I walk right through
You know who I fuckin' am man
Who the fuck are you?
When I'm in the club I get more chicks than I can manage
Grinding me front and back like a Ninja fuckin' sandwich
So don't stress
Everything I do is so sex
My style is so sex
My smile is so sex
My baba's so fresh
My rhyme's are so next
Zef god with the spark might as well flex
Don't send mothafucka's "Please call me!"
Uh-uh
I send mothafucka's airtime
By my fuckin' stressed life
Me a little blessed life
Mama I don't lose
Betta' luck next time
Sucka's step back
You don't want to see Ninja snap
When I'm in South Africa I speak like I'm black
If you not a fan, why you keep coming back?
Exactly motherfucka you bumping this track
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid
You stupid mothafuckaaaaaa' (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You stupid
You stupid mothafuckaaaaaa'

Sex lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Hook - Yolandi Visser:]
Sea, Sex and Sun [x2]

[Verse 1 - Ninja:]
No photo’s please, I’m having private time
Trying to fuck around with Rhymes
It’s cool yo, don’t sweat it forget it
Just walk away or whatever, be a fucking bitch
I’m fucking rich, I’m not sort of rich
I get bored of bitches, yeah import a bitch
(Is this shit really going down?)
Of course it is, about the time to freak the sorcerers
What’s up baby yo, and away we go
We’ll get there fast then we take it slow
I’m a hard mutha'fucker with a tender soul
Don’t give a fuck but I’ve got a heart made of gold
I switch off, forget about my enemies
You stare at me, like you’re not scared of me
Just absorb the mutha'fucken energy
You and me, we can build a memory
And make ya' cum, then I’ll make ya' cum some more
Harder than ya' ever fucking cum before
Then just fuck until you can’t, fuck until you
Can’t fuck no more, then fuck some more
And get Raw

[Hook - Yolandi Visser:]
Sea, Sex and Sun [x4]

[Verse 2 - Yolandi Visser:]
Yolandi live a lekker life of luxury
Everybody know not to fuck with me
Na na na not the boss of me
But if you love me, I’m loving you loving me
My style so hot Versace copy me
Bitch don't be fucking with my bubbly
Do I like breaking rules? Possibly
But if you gonna do it then fucking do it properly
I rap real cute with an ominous tone
LA with the weed and i wanna get stoned
Chilling like a motherfucker puffing it slow
I pop it so fuck it, I’m shopping at Rome
When I get home visiting my ugly boys
In the hood yeah they making big fucking noise
Have fun with guns and a bum full of cum and love my bum, still with a little bit of

[Hook - Yolandi Visser:]
Sea, Sex and Sun [x4]

[Ninja:]
Hi-Tek,this beat is so sex

[Yolandi Visser:]
My style's so hot [x4]

[DJ Hi-Tek:]
Absorb... ma' energy [x6]

[Hook - Yolandi Visser:]
Sea, Sex and Sun [x6]

Moon Love lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Sixteen:] Mommy, my heart is broken
[Yolandi:] Hmm?
[Sixteen:] Because my daddy might fix it!
[Ninja:] Yea, I'll fix it, come here
[Sixteen:] Mommy can you move away?
[Ninja:] Come lie in your space, I'll tell her to go fix it. I'll fix it, lie in the space here
[Sixteen:] But mommy can't have a space for me here
[Ninja:] She's just dreaming. She's dreaming. Let me make a space, yeah?
[Sixteen:] Heh, sorry
[Ninja:] No problem. Just tell me whats the problem. Is your heart, is your heart - how does it feel? What's wrong with it? Is your heart broken? Okay, I'll fix it
[Sixteen:] Fix it like this, do that
[Ninja:] Just give me one tuck, I just love you so much
[Sixteen:] I can't get a tuck because my heart is broken
[Ninja:] I'll fix it
[Sixteen:] My heart is fixed!

Donker Mag lyrics - Die Antwoord

[NINJA:]
Our father
Who art in heaven
Please watch over me
24/7
Please give me
Something to believe in
I'm either driven or crippled by these demons
Sometimes it feels like the power I wield is a blessing and a curse
And I wanna shine up on my brothers like the sun
But when my light is gone
Change to be ugly
I wanna be happy I don't wanna hurt the ones I love
They the ones who only getting hurt the most
Please send your angels
To save me from myself

I wanna feel free
I wanna feel please
Well I can feel pleased
If I'm feeling guilty
Please forgive me
For all my sins please
And forgive them who keep sinning against me
May my enemies live long so they can see me progress
I know that my biggest enemy is me and that pain is weakness leaving my body
And if I dance with the devil in the pale moonlight it's alright
But deliver me from evil with my soul intact
And no regrets
Amen

Ten$ion (2012)




















Never Le Nkemise 1 lyrics - Die Antwoord

Never Le Nkemise [You Can't Stop Me]
Never Le Nkemise [You Can't Stop Me]
Never Le Nkemise [You Can't Stop Me]

Le ka zama mara never leloke [You can try but you won't survive]

I'm indestructible, gangster number one
Play now, cry later
The harder they come, the harder they fall (hosh [salute])
You can't stop me
You can try, but you won't survive
Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja

Zef Side Represent, you're fuckin' with the best

Ninja
Die wit kaffir [The white nigger]
Ja julle naaiers, skrik wakker [Yes you fuckers, wake up!]
Tension, tension, t-t-t-tension

Looks like I'm gonna need my
matt black glock nine millimeter
Every day's like bulletproof vest time
When you're rollin' through the motherfuckin' Zef Side
And now we don't stop at the robots*
In the day look around three-sixty degrees
Like you're bustin' a motherfuckin' doughnut
I'm not even trusting a roadblock
Our pigs bust caps in the back of your head
Bang, now you're dead
What you gonna do, huh?
Maybe go run tell Zuma?
He doesn't give a fuck
That's why we keep it motherfuckin' gangsta
I'm not scared of you
But you motherfuckin' scared of me
Yeah, the Ninja has become the enemy

I'm indestructible, gangster number one
Play now, cry later
The harder they come, the harder they fall (hosh [salute])
You can't stop me
You can try, but you won't survive
Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja

If you don't like funerals, don't kick sand in a Ninja's face...

[* Traffic lights]

I Fink U Freeky lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Yo-Landi:]
Sexy boys, fancy boys
Playboys, bad boys
I fink u freeky and I like you a lot [x4]

Motherfuckers get buzzed off the spice that I bring
Guess who's got the party jumpin'?
Glow in the dark rave, aura pumping
It's nice and different, yo fuck the system
My system pumps off it's fucking face
Step into my world nou's jy tuis in paradys
Yo word up to my brother, muis
Pump up your speakers, God se Jesus
Kyk wies rapping, lekker to the drum
These bad boys like to smack me on the bum
My crew's blowing up like Chappies bubblegum
Popping in your face, nyaaaa
Yo fuck the rat race my style is rap rave
My crew is kak fresh, so who the fuck cares?
What you fucking think, I'm the type of chick
Who rolls with spif giftige misfits

I fink u freeky and I like you a lot [x8]

[Ninja:]
Hold up! Whoa, whoa wait a minute-minute, Jesus Christ
Yo my man DJ High Tek - shit, this motherfucking beat is nice
Back in the day them dwankies didn't want to believe in us
Little did they know that they was in for a motherfucking big surprise
Left home locked in my Zef Zone
Ready for the test yo? What the fuck, I guess so...
Hit the overseas, motherfucker's heads get blown
Get everything for free like Dr. Dre Beats headphones
When I get home I lounge on my Zef throne
Make my mummy happy cause I get so paid
Making my money rapping over techno rave
I can take you 'round the world, let's go babe
When I step up and do my thing I put you in a trance
My Zef motherfucking clique got it going on
Fuck what you think, I do what I want
I can make a million little motherfuckers jump

Jump motherfucker, jump motherfucker jump [x4]

Increase the peace, don't wreck the party
And fuck da jol up for everybody
Ek's a laarney, jy's a gam
Want jy lam innie mang, met jou slang in a man

[Yo-Landi:]
I fink u freeky and I like you a lot [x4]

Now why you loer en kyk gelyk?
Is ek miskien van goud gemake?
You want to fight, you come tonight
Ek moer jou sleg! So jy hardloop weg

[Ninja:]
God se Jesus, we come to party
Pump your speakers, yo rock your body
In God we trust, You can't fuck with us
We not taking kak

[Yo-Landi:]
I'd like to say what's up
To my sexy boys, and my fancy boys
And my playboys, and my bad boys
And my pretty boys, and my ugly boys
And my naughty boys
We gonna have a nice time kids

I fink u freeky and I like you a lot [x10]

Pielie (Skit) lyrics - Die Antwoord (feat. Ninja)

Twee piele roof n bank.
Iewe skielik loop daar n vibrator in
Die een piel se vir die ander piel:
"O fok! Dis Robocop!"

Hey Sexy lyrics - Die Antwoord

O fok! tjek die kind!
Hey! hello baby!

Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop! woop!

I'm so bright my mama call me her son
Where I'm from shit's fucked so I bought me a gun
Our president talks with a fuckin' fork in his tongue
Beats banging in my head so I walk with a bump
In my own zone, my sweet reality
Got fuck all to do with your bleak reality
In South Africa I'm the boss of the game
In the overseas shit's like fuckin insane
I'm walking down the street hot chicks calling my name
It's like I dropped a cap of acid and it's not going away
Since we dropped zefside two years ago
Still freak out every motherfucker who hears my flow
I know how to get the dough, know how to spend the dough
Rocking Alexander Wang from head to toe
Yo! Suid-Afrika, fok ja!
Ninja's come to save the motherfuckin' day

Girl you lookin' fit
That body's legit!
Shake what your mama gave you baby!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!

Yo I'm a: lazy arse, scruffy hair, outa bed stumbling
Grumbling: Where's my coffee?
Illegal cigarette smoking, mix it up with the best dope den
Get my head open!
Den I get da freekmode munchies
I'm so famous that the police don't bust me
Fok that's yolandi vi$$er! Can I get your autograph please?
That's right it's all about me!
I like partying! partying! partying! damn!
Ask my man Alexander Wang!
I hang on the zefside of the train tracks
Careful if you come round you'll get that gold chain snatched
Face smashed! brain bashed! car jacked!
Oh shit! Brown streaks creeping up your arse crack
Lelik! When we fuck off, we drive fast
Guys ask for my number cause I got a nice arse

Girl you lookin' fit
That body's legit!
Shake what your mama gave you baby!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!

Let's go do some drugs man!
Uh... no thanks my brudda, ninja not a...
No gay man, with cocaine jamming up my nose
Brain spazzing paranoid motherfucker, nai...
I got it going on girl
No longer signed to into-coke records
Dropped them like a sack of bricks tied to my leg
Now I got them wings on my ankles!
Bobaas boner blowing in the wind!
Arigato good smile! I'm glowing from within
Hiphop's fucked! it's gone from: 'move bitch! get out the way!'
All the way to: 'when I was 13 I took my first drugs'
What the fuck? Jesus Christ!
Help me out, all I want is to be surprized!
C'mon fuck with me baby! fuck with me baby!
Wat stink meer as a snoek? fokken snoek se poes
Ons issie antwoord!
Haha! what's die vraag?
Kykie... laat ek jou wys maak, hies die vraag:
Ho die fok het n lelike doos soos jy
Uit jou ma se mooi poes gelgly?
You fucking with the ultimate! try fuck with me!
God knows ninja party properly!
Drinking all night, pissed in my pants plus my breath stinks!
I'm like a dog with no legs, you'll find me where you left me

Still feeling fit!
This body's legit!
Shake what yor mama gave you baby!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!

Girl you lookin' fit
This body's legit!
Shake what yor mama gave you baby!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!

Skud daai holle lelik!

Shoe! dis n asemrowende hol daai!

Fatty Boom Boom lyrics - Die Antwoord

Yo hi-tek, u fink u can fuck wif summing like dis?

Yo what u mean summing like dis?

Ja dat's spif
Yo-landi do dat fing!

[Hook:]
Hey fatty boom boom! Hit me wif da ching ching!
Fat pocket klinking! Dollar eye twinkling!
Jeez da beats so chunky! Me'sa getting funky!
Ooooh!

Wen I'm on da mic it's like murder murder murder! Kill kill kill!
Wat se zuid afrika? Suig my fokken piel
Hie kom ek weer! Like a lekker smack in face
Rappers r fucking boring ninja bashing dere brainz
What happened 2 all da kool rapperz from back in da day?
Nowawayz all deze rapperz sound exactly da same
It's like 1 big inbred fuck-fest sis!
No I do not wanna stop collaborate or listen
Jimmy jimmy jimmy, hold on 2 yor ching
I'm taking over amerika blowing up everyfing
Physically fit da ninja very energetic
If u haven't got it by now yo you never gonna get it
I whip my dick out an piss on all dis horrible fokken rap
Got a off-shore account 4 da dollar bills dat I stack
Yo fuck rap! I'm sorry my china we not related
I cum mad fresh like da 1st time I ejaculated

[Hook x2]

Hi my name is...
Yo-landi fokken vi$$er! Fight fight fight!
Kick u in da teef! Hit u on da head wif da mic!
Dere's a rumble in da jungle I'm bubbling 2 da beat
I'm not looking 4 trouble but troublez looking 4 me
My pockets r fokken swollen but nuffing jus cum 4 free
I used 2 beg borrow or steal jus 2 hustle sumfing 2 eat
Souf afrika used 2 b 2 dwankie 2 notice me
Suddenly u interested cause we blowing up overseaz
Making money money money! Yes yes yes!
Zefside represent! U fucking wif da best
I'm a upper! Dwankiez get popped like a sucker
Baka baka! Yipee kaiyay muddafucka!
I'm a big deal! Yo krazy money get thrown at me
Now I'm having so much dat I can't even go 2 sleep!
Yo-landi! Wat? Where u at? Here I am!
Spitting fokken lyrix like bam bam bam!

[Hook x2]

We keep it lekker lekker lekker zef zef zef!
Spend all my fuckin money till dere's nuffing left
I'm a fat cat keep da change I don't need a slip...
For dis fat sack of dagga yo I'm smoking a splif
In my matt black subaru haters throwing a fit
Round da corner gooi n lekker spif tokyo drift
My daddy told me dere'z a lot of fish in da sea
Dere'z also lot of muddafuckn money, bitchez and weed!
Ja dagga! Dagga! Dagga! Puff puff puff!
Bring da beat back hi-tek... make it ruf!
We drop da type of beats dat make u shut da fuck up an dance!
We drop da type of beats dat got u fuckin stuck in a trance
In da overseaz dey like 2 say u stuck in a trance
We drop da type of beats dat make u fuckin cum in yor pants
Uh! Waarsie fokken dagga? Pass it 2 da left
Lekker z 2 da e 2 da muddafuckn f!

[Hook x2]

Jeeziz ou! Chill net n bietjie fokken uit!

Zefside Zol (Interlude) lyrics - Die Antwoord

Whatever, man
Fokker! haha!
This is how we drop a zefside zol

I take a cold bottle beer crack it open
Drank the whole bottle beer with the toke it
Take the empty bottle beer smash it broken
Stuff the neck full of dope and I smoke it
Blow the smoke out my nose like a dragon
And I puffs that magic in the dragon
Yeah I smoke-a the weed and get-a high...
Now I'm like-a red in the eye

So What? lyrics - Die Antwoord

Yo Hi-Tek, let's fuck around with some of that feel good gansta shit

I've been rapping for 20 fucking years
A whole lot of fucking blood sweat and tears
Who cares they don't give a fuck
On the mic I'm taking no prisoners

Check me out yo yo
So what if I'm only coming in the game?
So what I'm in it for the cash, money and the fame?
So what if this bit of genuine is fucking up your brain?
Yo-Landi Visser is the shit up in this bitch

I rap for 20 years, never made a cent
Borrowed money from my mom to pay the rent
Now how I'm gonna get out this mess?
Yo-Landi shows me two stripes on the fucking piss test
(Oh fuck), broke ass Ninja gonna be a daddy
Little baby Ninja gonna need some nappies
Gave it my best shot, never pressed stop
Thank God die moederfokeen Antwoord went pop

Got a million fucking dollars in the bank
Then I converted all my dollars into rands
That equalled seven million rands in the bank
Not too shitty, fuck you Jimmy, I'm a never give it back
Don't worry Ninja, I'm gonna make you proud
I'm here to work, I'm not here to fuck around. (is ja)
I'm your special little cherry on the top
I keep it very fucking hot and I'm never gonna fall

Been rapping for 20 fucking years
A whole lot of fucking blood sweat and tears
Who cares they don't give a fuck
On the mic I'm taking no prisoners

Kykie
So what I fly around the whole world getting paid?
So what I smoke weed all day every day?
So what I tell the truth even when I tell a lie?
I get very red in the eye when I'm getting high

I got a record deal in the overseas
So excited that I couldn't go to sleep
They wanted my soul, so I sold it for a fee
When they dropped the album everyone downloaded it for free

In the overseas they think I'm the shizzle
In South Africa they think I'm a criminal
(Little girl show me your ID)
I don't like the drugs but the drugs sure like me

Ninja fuckin' ugly on the skin
But Ninja very lovely from within
I'm serious but also need a bit of fun
Ninja likes a girl who lets him stick his penis up the bum

Ek gooi 'n fokken 2-7 in die lug
Ek slat jou met my fokken piel in jou gesig
I'm the fuckin ultimate I can't lose
Klap 'n vet moderfokken zol nou's ek confused

Been rapping for 20 fucking years
A whole lot of fucking blood sweat and tears
Who cares they don't give a fuck
On the mic I'm taking no prisoners

So what my teachers at school told me I would never hack it?
So what I'm like a full-blown marijuana addict?
So what I'm like the freshest fuckin rapper on the planet?
It's an African thing you wouldn't understand it (Evah)

Chilling in your room bored all alone
Now you flipping through porn on your phone
Start jerking off bout to bust a nut
When your mom walks in the room: "Jesus what the fuck"
Life is crazy it doesn't make sense

I'm here to make money, not to make friends

Need to hustle like a fucking dwang just to pay the rent

Nowadays when I check my balance at the ATM I go
Oh my God! Oh oh my God
Oh my God! Oh oh my God
Oh my God! Oh oh my God

Geld my boetie

I'm so hot right now

I need an ice dish
Hi Tek this motherfucking beat is nasty

I'm so hot right now

The girlies go pssst I'm so hot
Touch my face and go tssst

I'm so hot right now
Yo-Landi Visser
I'm so hot right now
DJ Hi Tek
I'm so hot right now
Zefside Ninja
I'm so hot right now
Die fokken Antwoord
I'm so hot right now
Neil Blomkomp
I'm so hot right now
Tony Seoula
I'm so hot right now
Show me the moolah
I'm so hot right now

Yo motherfucker so what

Uncle Jimmy (Skit) lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Yo-landi:] Uh, hi Jimmy.

[Max:] Yolandi, hi. Come in. How you doin'?

[Yo-landi:] I just wanted to ask you

[Max:] Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap.

[Yo-landi:] Uh..okay..uh..well.

[Max:] There you go. You want some herbal tea?

[Yo-landi:] Uh, no thanks.

[Max:] You sure?

[Yo-landi:] I'm fine. Thanks.

[Max:] Oh, Yolandi, look at you. You're so cute and squishy, look at your little cheeky weekys you're so cute. I just want to keep you here in my office as my little pet; feed you, bathe you, comb your pretty hair. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do, you hear me Yolandi?

[Yo-landi:] Mhmm

[Max:] Yeah, don't let anyone around here fuck you around.

[Yo-landi:] Kay.

[Max:] You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything, come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and tell Uncle Jimmy what you need. You got that?

[Yo-landi:] Yes, Jimmy.

[Max:] No, call me Uncle Jimmy.

[Yo-landi:] Yes, Uncle Jimmy.

Baby's On Fire lyrics - Die Antwoord

Baby's on fire

Boom
Boom, boom

Showtime, motherfucker, it's on
Apocalypse now, I'm droppin' this bomb
You can't fuck with this song
I stick to this spliff, I'm not klapping this bong
I'm a wild child, I don't wanna go to bed
Oh, shit, sorry man, I'm stoned again
Ooh, now everything's getting so psychedelic
When I'm doosdronk and I forget all my fokken lyrics
Like um, uh, who gives a fuck?
Don't worry 'bout it, just blow a kiss to me
I like danger, romance and mystery
I'm a lucky ducky, getting mad shit for free
I rock more bling than Mr. T
I make it look easy 'cause it is to me
My daddy says it's lekker fokken spiff to see
A South African cherrie makin' history

Baby's on fire
She's got me going fokken crazy
Soos a mal naaier
O jirre God se Jesus

Baby's on fire
She's got me going fokken crazy
Soos a mal naaier
O jirre God se Jesus

Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire

Hi-Tek, drop that four to the floor
I get real paid, what you think I do this for?
My bodyguard help me get to the bar
Niell Blomkamp's makin' me a movie star
A lot of bad boys wanna piece of me
If you're lucky boy I'll let you sneak a peek
My Zef-style's motherfuckin' freaky-deek
I don't got beef 'cause I don't eat no meat
I'm on some other shit, yo, I know I speak unique
Fuck your whole shit up when I freak the beat
I love it when Kimmy talks sweet to me
C'mon, c'mon, Kimmy, Kimmy, speak to me
I take a trip down memory lane
Like yo, fuck fifteen seconds of fame
I'm a young blood comin' up fresh in the game
Yo-Landi Visser, motherfucker, you remember the name

Baby's on fire
She's got me going fokken crazy
Soos a mal naaier
O jirre God se Jesus

Baby's on fire
She's got me going fokken crazy
Soos a mal naaier
O jirre God se Jesus

Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire

Freak out!
No need to get so deep
Nothin' quite like a motherfuckin' techno beat
A techno beat, a techno beat
A techno, a techno, a techno beat
Just say, "What's up?"
Don't try to get so deep
You know me, maar ek ken jou nie
Ek ken jou nie, ek ken jou nie
Ek ken jou, ek ken jou, ek ken jou nie

Baby's on fire
She's got me going fokken crazy
Soos a mal naaier
O jirre God se Jesus

Baby's on fire
She's got me going fokken crazy
Soos a mal naaier
O jirre God se Jesus

Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire

Flame on, motherfuckers

U Make A Ninja Wanna Fuck lyrics - Die Antwoord

Hello baby
You're beautiful
I love you
What's your name?

Bitch
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
Know what I'm saying? Uh

I don't give a fuck, I'm an animal
Smile for the camera, grab my balls
Backstage, just boobs and ass galore
Feel like a kid in a mother fucking candy store
My man, Leo come in handy, yo
Roaming, Zoning for them fancy hoes
With the nicest asses,
Slanging them backstage passes,
Clink them Champagne glasses
I'm living in a man's world
Sprinkled, with a little bit of fan girls
Pick one, slang a bit of chit chat
Let me see where this mother fucking shit's at
You got a boyfriend? Don't worry, I won't tell
Let's fuck off to five star hotel
Sorry guy, chicks dig big dicks
Here we go girl, room six six six

Bitch
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
Know what I'm saying? Uh

We keep it gangsta, put your fucking hands up
Rolling in a matte black Subaru
Met dik getinted Vensters (with heavy tinted windows)
DVD player on my dashboard pumping freaky porn
Vodka in my OJ keep me warm
My lifestyle's wild, I party in the ghetto
Don't fuck with me, they'll find your body in a meadow
Got friends in low places, dark friends with no faces
Who rock sneaks with no laces, rou chappies, no front teeth (raw tattoos)
Ninja's a mother fucking bad boy
The lucky fan girls know what I'm speaking about
Here we go girl, don't start chickening out
You look real cute with my dick in your mouth

Bitch
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
Know what I'm saying? Uh

Maak my jas, Maak my jas, (Make me horny)
Maak my maak-my-maak-my jas.
Maak my jas, Maak my jas,
Maak my maak-my-maak-my jas.
Maak my jas, Maak my jas,
Maak my maak-my-maak-my jas.
Maak my jas, Maak my jas,

I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
So pump that big booty to the bass
Rub them sweet boobies in my face
Whatcha looking at? Told you it's big!
Wat kyk jy, tattooed on my dick, uh (What are you looking at)
It's about that time, honey
Slide my schlong into your slime bunny
Uh, say my name, bitch
Ninja! Ninja!
Zefside Ninja, spit so slick
I rap so good, cuz my dick's so big
Ek's lief vir my groot moerefokken penis. (I like my big motherfuckin penis)
Switch the fucking lights off, all I wanna hear is

Maak my jas, Maak my jas, (Make me horny)
Maak my maak-my-maak-my jas.
Maak my jas, Maak my jas,
Maak my maak-my-maak-my jas.
Maak my jas, Maak my jas,
Maak my maak-my-maak-my jas.
Maak my jas, Maak my jas,

Maak my jas, Maak my jas, (Make me horny)
Maak my maak-my-maak-my jas.
Maak my jas, Maak my jas,
Maak my maak-my-maak-my jas.
Maak my jas, Maak my jas,
Maak my maak-my-maak-my jas.
Maak my jas, Maak my jas,

Bitch
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck
You make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch.

Sop Nat! (Soaking wet!)
Oooh lekker! (Oooh Nice!)

Fok Julle Naaiers lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Verse 1: Yo-Landi Vi$$er]
Yo-Landi fokken Vi$$er all up in da place (fuckin)
Ho$h pagamisa! raak fokken wys (word 2 da streets, wize up!)
Fuck crime, these days rhyme fuckin pays
Fan myself wif a milli while I laugh in your face (a million fokken dollar$)

[Hook: Yo-Landi Vi$$er]
Fok julle naaiers, fok julle naaiers (fuck all y'all)
Fok julle, fok julle, fok julle naaiers
Fok julle naaiers, fok julle naaiers
Fok julle, fok julle, fok julle naaiers

[Verse 2: Ninja]
All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
Till I went and got myself caught up wif da mic
And da beats coming dope wif da rhymes and da flows
In real life trying 2 cope wif da highs and da lows
I got sick and tired of getting treated like a stupid fuck-up
So I fucked my enemies up 1 time and blew da fuck up
B4 it was like yo: who's dis stupid weirdo?
Now it's like: it's a new breed of rap superhero
2 defeat deze devilz ninja bcomez a devil
Deze God-forsaken wretches will never b on my level
Wies jy? fuck u and your hole krew (who r u?)
I got u stressing double guessing cause I won't do what I'm supposed 2
I don't know u, baby say hello 2
My little 2 friendz: 'I'm telling u' and 'I told u'
Wat? try 2 speak but your tonguez frozen (what?)
In souf afrika I sleep wif both my eyez open

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Ninja]
Muddafukkaz tell me 2 slow my roll but sorry no can do
My style is so brand new, I try 2 make u understand it
I'm here 2 steal da fuckin show cause baby I'm a bandit
Now u standing looking at me like da alienz have landed
All hail da great white ninja
Every poes wif a fone wants to take my picture (cunt)
Ninja! jas I dig dat oke! (jeez I love that guy)
Is it real? no it's just a big black joke
When dealing wif an idiot dere's really nuffing u can say
Next time u ask me 'is it real? ' I'm gonna punch u in da face
2 help u feel me, bitch I get paid 2 b funky
But b nice or I'm gonna change 2 b ugly
I'm zef like a young hugh hef, oh yes
May my enemies live long so they may see me progress
Put da peddle 2 da metal and I'm scorching my tirez
Middle finger in da air ja fok julle naaiers

[Hook]

[Verse 1]

[Ninja:]
Yo dj hi-tek where u at my nigga?

[Verse 4: DJ Hi-Tek]
Dj hi-tek will fuck u in da ass
Dj hi-tek will fuck u in da ass
Dj hi-tek will fuck u in da ass
Fuck u in da ass, u punk ass white boy
Dj hi-tek will fuck u in da ass
Dj hi-tek will fuck u in da ass
Dj hi-tek will fuck u in da ass
Fuck u in da ass, u punk ass white boy
Dj hi-tek yo, u can't touch me faggot
U not man enough
Dj hi-tek yo, u can't touch me faggot
Uh, I'll fuck u in da ass
Dj hi-tek will eat your asshole alive u bitch

Fuck u ho!
Dj hi-tek will eat your asshole
I'll fuck u infront of everybody bitch
Look at u, u scared, look at u, u scared now ho
Uh! u scared of da real man!
Look at u, u scared! it's dj hi-tek bitch
I'll fuck u till u love me faggot
I'll fuck u till u love me, fuck u till u love me
Fuck u till u, fuck u till u, fuck u till u love
I'll fuck u till u love me, fuck u till u love me
U won't last 2 minutes in my world bitch

DJ Hi-Tek Rulez lyrics - Die Antwoord

YO! DJ Hi-Tek, where you at my nigga?

DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
Fuck you in the ass, you punk ass white boy

DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
Fuck you in the ass, you punk ass white boy

DJ Hi-Tek, yo you can't touch me, faggot
You're not man enough, I'll fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek, yo you can't touch me, faggot
You're not man enough, I'll fuck you in the ass

DJ Hi-Tek will eat your asshole alive, bitch
Fuck you hoe, DJ Hi-Tek will eat your asshole
I'll fuck you in front of everybody, bitch
Look at you scared, look at you scared now hoe
Uh, you're scared of a real man
Look at you scared, it's DJ Hi-Tek, bitch
I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot

I'll fuck you till you love me
Fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me
Fuck you till you love me
I'll fuck you till you love me
Fuck you till you love me

You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch!

T.E.N.S.I.O.N.

Never Le Nkemise 2 lyrics - Die Antwoord

[Ninja:]
South Africa - 2012
We in the future now
Just because the whole world's gone dwanky
Doesn't mean we fuckin' gonna go out like that too

Fuck the system
We have our own system
We make our own rules
We don't answer to no one

That's right
We keep it gangsta
We keep it Zef

[Yolandi:]
We keep it pumping off it's motherfucking face!

[Ninja:]
One time
Vuilgeboosted warrior styles
Yo, DJ Hi-Tek
Gooi rooi homeboy

Never le nkemise [x3]
Le ka zama mara never leloke

$O$ (2009)












Whatever Man lyrics - Die Antwoord

Check it,
I represent South African culture.
In this place you get a lot of different things:
Blacks,
Whites,
Coloured,
English,
Afrikaans,
Xhosa,
Zulu,
watookal.

I'm like all these different things,
all these different people,
fucked into one person.

Whatever man.

Wat Kyk Jy? lyrics - Die Antwoord

Is dit net ek, of is als tos?
Is dit net ek? Is-is dit net ek?
Jis jis, ek soek n fancy goose
maar my sak's plat soos barbie se plastic poes

Wat die fok?
Fok die poes in die Corsa langs ons
yo Ninja kook n tekkie
Laat ons gly

Drive! Drive fast!
Gly! Gly! Gly! Gly!
Drive fast!
Play kak music loud!

Wat kyk jy? Fokof!
Wat kyk jy? Poes!
Wat kyk jy? Fok jou!
Wat kyk jy? Jou naai!

Ninja rolling in a BMW
sipping vitamiene B en C
die brannewyn en coke slat weer n keer
yo tjek daai sker in die pvc
hot-pants lekker B.P.P.
'Binne-poes-pienk' aan die moerefokken brand
net soos hierdie stainless steel
rap-ster met n groot fokken stywe piel

Yo! Better listen to whatever she says
ek's down met die moere fokken Wedding DJ's
pump up the volume! Haal pips uit die zol uit
hol skud morsig! Laat die fokken jol ruk
Fok die bewe koppe! Yo raas is baas
The richest bitch with the nicest arse
oppie mikrofoon yo uh! Moerefokkit! Tjekkie
yo Ninja! Kook n fokken tekkie

[Hook]

Hier gat ons weer! O here! Warra! Warra! Warra!
It's that brother from another mother's gwarra
jislaaik! How did I get so fancy?
Al die ander rappers is net ou panties
Ninja! Die real fokken deal
jy lyk so mooi met my piel in jou keel
ag siestog! Now try say my name
Man-botter binne in jou slym-konyn

Zik my blaar! Swaai daai zaan
twee Savannas en my vibes aan
skop n dop en fokkit op
ek maak duk zak
cause I grab the microphone and fuck shit up
ek's zef! Zars
Baby and my whole crew's fre$! Vars
if I don't know you get lost, you not on my level
yo put the pedal to the metal

[Hook]

Yoh! Dis net soos n gynecologist se office
net n klomp poese hierso
naai man!
Kom ons fokof na die 'Wat Kyk Jy?' jol toe
yoh! Die queues daar by die 'Wat Kyk Jy?' jols
is langer as die queues by home affairs
naai my broe die queues is langer daar

Dis tough kak gets you lekker fucked up
soos jou eerste spliff
ek's down met die fokken Zef Meester Griff
on the microphone I'm like the evilest ruler
mind control many stupid people like Zuma
wat? Fuck you poepol!
Say what you like but you can't do fokol
Deal with it! You can't fuck with my game
charf my poef ek buckle jou frame.

Yo what the fuck are you saying?
I'm not wise with your street lingo
show me the money this is not a free freak-show
ek smaak goud soos C3PO
here maar hierdie fokken jols kwaai
Niks soos n lekker bietjie hol swaai
niks soos n lekker bietjie hol naai
don't worry everything will be alright!

[Hook]

Die fokken Antwoord
Weer aan die moere fokken brand my blaar
Vra vir die flying dutchman aka Neo SA.
jy maak n meisie sommer jags
Deel met jou vriende...

Enter The Ninja lyrics - Die Antwoord

I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

I'm a ninja, yo
My life is like a video game
I maintain when I'm in the zone
One player one life on the mic limited time

Go ninja, go!

No fuckin' around I'm cutting down anyone in my path
Tryna fuck up my game with razor sharp
Lyrical throw stars
Here my flow's hot
Ho$$tyle!

Wild, outta control

Ninja skop befokte rof taal
Rough rhymes, tough times
Met fokkol kos, skraal
'Til I hit triple seven at the ATM
Straight famine or feast,
When you're living on the razor edge
Stay sharp, sharp

Rolling with the $O$
High energy
You never seen Zef so fresh
Uh, when we mic check
Hi-tek flows flex
Yo we're optimistic
Not fucking depressed
We not like the rest
My style is UFO
Totally unknown
You can't fuck with my new Zef flow
I'm hard to miss
"You can't do this, you can't do that"
Yo, fuckin' who said so?
I do what I like
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
You can't fuck with the chosen one
I-I-I want the knife
Yo I'm a ninja

I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

Ninja is poes cool
But don't fuck with my game
Boy or I'll poes you
Life is tough
When I get stuck
And my time is up
I push through
'Til I break-break-break
On through to the other side
Fantastically poor with patience like a stalker

Ninja is hardcore
Been cut so deep, feel no pain
It's not sore
Don't ask for kak or
You'll get what you ask for
I'm like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive

My blade swing free
Decapitate a hater with amazing ease
This is not a game, boy
Don't play with me
I work my mic-saber like a wild fucking savage
From the dark side danger

Yin to the yang
Totally Hi-Tek ninja's motherfucking big in Japan
I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand
Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan
Fly-talking, sky-walking
Like a ninja

I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

Fuck, this is like
The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
Fuck all of you who said I wouldn't make it
They said I was a loser
They said I was a no one
They said I was a fuckin' psycho
But look at me now:
All up in the interweb
World-wide, 2009
Futurista
Enter the ninja
Yo-Landi Visser
DJ Hi-Tek
Die fokken Antwoord

What's my name?

I, I, I (I'm a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I (yo I'm a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

I, I, I (Yo I'm a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I (a motherfuckin' ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

Wat Pomp lyrics - Die Antwoord (feat. Jack Parow)

Ninja
Yo yo yo yo-landi Visser
Jack Parow
DJ-Hitek
Die fokken antwoord

[Chorus:]
Wat pomp julle?

[Yo-landi Visser:]
Fresh futuristig
Me I’m a misfit, drink my 5 roses tea with a biscuit
I’m shweet and I’m twisted, like a koeksuster
I’m rustig ekse, o, we go ballistig, you can’t fuck with this shit
It’s dark and it’s different, pay attention or be like Fuckit, I missed it
Joe, maar sy’s giftig, oo jissie is dit?
Staan terug boetie, cause I spoeg when I spit sh*t.
I missed it
My number’s unlisted
Yo fuck the system, I got my own system.
Poes, I won’t listen, my tricky dicky lietjie blows systems.
You can hear me coming from the distance.

Mense versigtig, I get up to mischief
Jou fokken mif dik lip op 'n tik klip
My style is poison, it’s a freak pak of gom.
Giftige cherrie up on page 3 van Die Son.

[Chorus:]
Wat pomp julle?

[Jack Parow:]
Wat pomp julle?
Raak dronk op pille
Vrot binne as die kwaai pop singers kop sinne
Ek verskyn uit die stoom van die stort
soos n droom of ‘n visie, 'n oom op n missie

Mirror, mirror on the wall tell me who's ill
I'm touched with true skill
I bust the blue steel
Shit the mirror’s misty
Sjoe who can this be
Lets see the seksie refleksie
Eksie perfeksie donner op 'n entjie
Stonewashed jeans palm bome op my hempie
Tssss
Fuck yes I'm dressed for success my breath is kak fresh
JACK PAROW!
(there you go baby)
Look at that lekker romantiese afrikaans superster rapper
Check my fokken uit
Lat die beat drop player
Die naam’s Jack Parrow
Fok steve hofmeyer

[Ninja:]
Me and my super fresh look to the rescue
We come to gently caress you
Like two warm ballas in a nice cold palm
Make you feel strange when the mic’s on
Ok, this is my song

Fok jou ek dink jy’s ‘n poes!
Vat jou vir ‘n poes want jy klink soos ‘n poes!
Jy rap soos ’n poes en jy sing soos ‘n poes.
Hou my neus vas want jy stink soos ‘n poes
Alright lemme speak yo, all up in this freak show.
Ok, check out my skill, geen fokken clue nie
Like my name was Nigel.
Moenie my flippen tune nie
Ek gaan vir my ma se.
Okay, toemaar los dit,

If it doesn’t fit, force it, that’s my motto.
I'm not weird, you're weird
I’m just flippin new here
I rap like a sore thumb, what’s up with you brother
I fit right in, like my cock in your mother.

So don’t tell me I’ve got no fire
I’m running on the spot and I’m so tired
Hair getting blown back by my blow dryer
Jou Naaier, jou naaier

[Chorus:]
Wat pomp julle?

Uuh (hosss)
2009 (yo)
Die fokken Antwoord (fresh futuristig)

Yo
Dj Hitek (duidelik)
Yo-landi Visser (some fucking fancy shit)

Uuh
Jy check my op die fokken strate (yo)
Jy check my in fokken larny restaurant (we’re very fancy)
Yo, Jy check my op page 3 van Die Son

Yo, die fokken ninja (ouch)
stainless steel stab comin’ at ya

My borshare mooi afgeskeer (daarsy!)
Donald Duck cap from the overseas (oulik!)
Freessssh
Don’t fuck with my style
Ninja – I’m a tiger

Yo, waar die fok is Jack?
Jack?
Parow?
Ek dink hy’s in die toilet...

Wie Maak Die Jol Vol lyrics - Die Antwoord (feat. Knoffel Bruin, Isaac Mutant, Jaak Paarl, Scallywag)

In a society where power and wealth are inaccessable to most of its citizens it becomes infinitely easier to seek these things on the wrong side of the law

[All]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Die Mutant maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Die Mutant maak die jol vol

Gooi Isaac, gooi, gooi, gooi Isaac
Gooi, gooi, gooi Isaac
Gooi, gooi, gooi Isaac
Gooi, gooi

[Isaac Mutant]
Awê! Hier's ek weer van die Lentegeur
Want ek wys jou ek's betere gebou die keer
.. 's dieper in die mou die keer
En die beat slat jy nog meer flou die keer
Wat nou die keer sê jy ek was te rou die keer
Moan jy weer te sê ek slat jou boude seer
Moan jy weet, jy kan net klou en keer
We flow from here to binne in Pretoria
We buy and sell by mense wat jou blind vertel
Blimey hell, haai my pêl's a rhyming well
Taai so slym en gel, wat kyn a geld
.. ja well
Simon says ek moet jou blind vertel

Naaiers net naaiers soos julle wat naai is is naai het
Dis julle naaiers wat hom naai met naaiers wat is wat dit is
Naaiers is jas en daai was naaier wat jas is wat kwaai is
Want daai is net naaiers soos julle is naaiers soos julle

[All]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Knoffel maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Knoffel maak die jol vol

Gooi Knoffel, gooi, gooi, gooi Knoffel
Gooi, gooi, gooi Knoffel
Gooi, gooi, gooi Knoffel
Gooi, gooi

[Knoffel]
Mamma mia, asta la vista, jika ma jika, .., ons het geskreeu vir Madiba
Ariba Ariba!
Sim sima ek is koekoe ga ga goo goo oor my boegoe en uhuru sonder voodoo doedoe baba, hahahaha
.. nog lava jy brand die ganja tot tanza (??)
Dada jou one papa jou my .. brand soos atchar
Ek wil net rap met my lek bek op jou back track
Op jou marks, get set, mic check op jou plek is Hi-Tek
Hola respek tolla maradolla jy moet skills het soos maradona en costra nostra
..
Binne buite die kuier is medisyne vir sulke pyne
Die wildetuine het flava, jy kan ons uittest met rain .. op die Cape Flats
Jy's gebles

[All]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Jaakie maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Jakie maak die jol vol

Gooi Jaakie, gooi, gooi, gooi Jaakie
Gooi, gooi, gooi Jaakie
Gooi, gooi, gooi Jaakie
Gooi, gooi

[Jaak Paarl]
Ek is Jaak Paarl en ek is so gebou omdat ek sterk is
Ek het daar ge.. rond onthou omdat ek lui vir werk is
Ek praat myself nou in 'n koma
Laat jou droom ja van jou voorblad oordat oorvat in jou oor krap
Die gehoor klap

Picture nou die Ninja gou hy kopskiet jou so potpienkblou
Sy fokking shows laat moffies flou
Want moffies wou hom op die klou pot
Wie maak die jol vol party roll call
Jaakie, Knoffel, Scally, Isaac, Ninja
What's up julle maatjies?
Alle bobbejaantjies klap julle handjies

[All]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Ninja maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Ninja maak die jol vol

Gooi Ninja, gooi, gooi, gooi Ninja
Gooi, gooi, gooi Ninja
Gooi, gooi, gooi Ninja
Gooi, gooi

[Ninja]
Hello mense, quick put your hands up
die moederfokken Ninja's keeping it gangsta (hoss)
Kid pull your pants up, I'm 27, 8, wait 26, vriendelik?
No man I'm joking I'm 44
Do a lot of yoga, meditate, smoke blunts, levitate
Rook tik, maak die hele fokken huis skoon chop-chop
Praat 'n klomp kak soos 'n vrotkop
Liar, liar damn you naaier
Make you do a dance, set your pants on fire
Woof woof Ninja's getting no fire
My piel is so lank as 'n telephone wire

Haha, silly man you funny
Bambam gimme some punani
White punani
Coloured punani
Any punani .. punani

[All]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Scally maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Scally maak die jol vol

Gooi Scally, gooi, gooi, gooi Scally
Gooi, gooi, gooi Scally
Gooi, gooi, gooi Scally
Gooi, gooi

[Scallywag]
Ja naai volop 'n laai binne in 'n pyl binne in 'n laai
Gaan 'n plan beraad met 'n hand grenaat
En 'n gun vanaand om almal aan te rant
'n Wilde fokken ou ja
Bars jou kop met 'n pik en 'n ou graaf
Binne bek gevaarlik beter hardloop
Of ek attack you dadelik
Don(?) dada, oh jirre, gif van 'n pofadder
Rap .. op die track malle
So fok julle tik medisyne
Vreet malpille
Ek misbruik diere vir my plesiere
Kom in 'n storm en norm
Skok jou met donderweer tot daar skuim in jou bek vorm

[Knoffel] Ja dis hoss,
[Jaak] Ek is lief vir my spiere
[Knoffel] Ek dink nie my ma is nog trots op my nie
[Jaak] Rosyntjies, piesangs is my resep
[Knoffel] Ek het fokkol geld hie' my bru
[Jaak] Ek is lief vir Wielie Walie
[Knoffel] Wil jy 'n MC is en daai fok los die kak gedagte
[Jaak] Maar ... kan voetsek

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